J.D. Quote #1611
J.D.: Okay, listen up, guys. I gotta go take care of Mr. Hicks, so I need you guys to watch the floor. Check every patient and switch out any lines that need changing. Monitor Mr. Lombardi's blood gas, and intubate him if he starts getting acidotic. Work as a team, you'll be all over it. Let's have some hands in, okay? Somebody has some very soft hands.
Ed: I sleep in gloves.
J.D.: Right on. Okay, nobody die!
All: Nobody die!
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.