J.D. Quote #1610
Ed: If you want, you can call me "Tootie." I don't think it's racist.
J.D.: Oh, oh, fine. I'm Tootie, and I know how to go on the web and BitTorrent.
Dr. Maddox: You probably shouldn't be texting while you're leading rounds.
J.D.: I'm- Oh, I'm- Th- This is his phone.
Ed: It's not my phone.
J.D.: [v.o.] W.T.H.?!
J.D.: Oh, fine. It's not your phone. Hey, want a phone, buddy?
Janitor: No.
Dr. Maddox: All right, listen, I want you to run some renal function tests on Mr. Hicks. Can you do that or do you have more questions about my vagina?
J.D.: [v.o.] Lie!
J.D.: No.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Jerks’ Quotes
Quote from Ted
Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.