J.D. Quote #1606
J.D.: [v.o.] That was harsh, but no one cared because today we were meeting Dr. Kelso's replacement as chief of medicine, Dr. Taylor Maddox. She was smokin' hot, so first I had to see her like this...
[a ridiculously long shot of Dr. Taylor Maddox with golden lighting, windswept hair as music plays]
Dr. Maddox: Hi. Hi.
J.D.: [v.o.] But then I noticed how friendly she seemed. She had the most infectious smile. No one could resist it. And I mean no one.
[fantasy:]
Dr. Cox: No.
Dr. Maddox: Yes!
Dr. Cox: Never!
Dr. Maddox: He it comes! [Dr. Cox grabs the defib paddles] Clear. [shocks himself]
J.D.: Brava!
Dr. Maddox: Yes!
[reality:]
J.D.: You proud fool.
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Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
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Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.