J.D. Quote #1595
Quote from J.D. in My Princess
[fairy tale:]
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] On the outskirts of town, the princess' handmaiden was in dire straights, so her highness sent out a call for help.
J.D.: Good morrow.
Elliot: That's funny. I requested someone strong and brave, and yet here stands the village idiot.
J.D.: Hey, I'm brave. I just saved this fish from drowning. Off you go, little buddy. He's tired now. Earlier he was dancing all around. Run free! Run!
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] Now, this was no ordinary idiot. He was a colossal idiot.
J.D.: Run free! Andale!
Dr. Cox: [v.o.] I mean such an idiot that other idiots would-
[reality:]
Jack: Daddy!
Dr. Cox: I'm very sorry, dear. I just wanted to be real clear with you about how big an idiot he actually was.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Princess’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
[fairy tale:]
Carla: Look, the battle has begun.
Dr. Cox: My name is Percival Cox. You're killing my friend. Prepare to die.
Quote from Ted
Dr. Kelso: Attention, dumb-dumbs. Many of you have been disregarding the hospital's 12-hour shift policy. Now, I don't care if you think your patients need you, when your shift is over, I want you to go home to your sad, empty lives. Tired doctors make mistakes, and the hospital is liable. Believe me, you do not want to find yourself in a court of law. Tell them what happens there, Ted.
Ted: Well, we'll all wear long black robes and beautiful white, curly wigs.
Dr. Kelso: That's England, Ted.
Ted: Are you sure?
Quote from Todd
Carla: J.D., you're a parent now, you gotta be better prepared.
Turk: Yeah. That's why we just stocked up on extra baby oil lotion and diapers.
Todd: Why? Is there a party this week-end?
[everyone pauses]
J.D.: [v.o.] Recently we realized that with Todd, if we didn't move and stayed very quiet, he'd eventually get confused and leave.