Dr. Cox Quote #868
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Manhood
Dr. Cox: Stop. Stop. Stop it, please. There's no touching. No touching me. No, please don't touch. Okay, everyone, can I have your attention? That interview is a fake. It never happened. So there's no more touching me. Not now, not never.
Ted: Knock, knock, knock. Hello, is the real Dr. Cox in there? Because his friend Ted wants him to know it's safe to come out.
[J.D. holds his arms out to hug Dr. Cox]
Dr. Cox: You read the interview, too?
J.D.: What interview?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Manhood’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: I'm so sorry that they're forcing you out. I feel horrible.
Dr. Kelso: Aw, sweetheart, you should. It's your fault.
Elliot: Look, I'll talk to the Board. I am so great at changing people's minds. My best friend in college thought he was gay, but I totally convinced him that he was into women. After that, he had a ton of girlfriends. Until senior year when he hung himself.
Dr. Kelso: Why is it that so many of your stories end with, "And then he hung himself"?
Elliot: Bad luck, I guess.
Quote from Doug
J.D.: [v.o.] After putting a beat down on Turk, the last thing I wanted to do was be lame and hide in a supply closet.
[Turk laughs as he opens the supply closet, only to find it's empty]
J.D.: [v.o.] That's why I chose down here.
J.D.: Why are you here?
Doug: After all these years of putting on toe tags, I sort of developed a foot fetish. And you get tired of looking at dead ones, you know?
J.D.: No, Doug, I don't.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: It's too bad we can't just call John's brothers and tell them that he needs them.
Elliot: I know. Stupid doctor-patient confidentiality. It's like wearing a muzzle. Like last month, one of my patients asks out Nurse Rollins, and I couldn't even warn her that I'm treating the guy for a horrible case of mono. Now she has it and her grandfather has it. I don't know, she wouldn't say.