J.D. Quote #1572
Quote from J.D. in My Manhood
Mr. Cropper: Hey! You want to explain the fingernail marks down my wife's back?
J.D.: First of all, that's a perfectly acceptable fighting style. And secondly, I think you should ask your wife about that. [Mr. Cropper grabs J.D.] Whoa, whoa, whoa. This is very close. What did you have for lunch, scallops?
Turk: Hey, dude. Why don't you let him go?
Mr. Cropper: I don't have a problem with you, man.
Turk: I should warn you, I've killed a man. Granted, it was during surgery, but I don't need anesthesia to knock your ass out.
Mr. Cropper: Sorry.
J.D.: That's right. Walk away! Walk away! We got them.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Manhood’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: I'm so sorry that they're forcing you out. I feel horrible.
Dr. Kelso: Aw, sweetheart, you should. It's your fault.
Elliot: Look, I'll talk to the Board. I am so great at changing people's minds. My best friend in college thought he was gay, but I totally convinced him that he was into women. After that, he had a ton of girlfriends. Until senior year when he hung himself.
Dr. Kelso: Why is it that so many of your stories end with, "And then he hung himself"?
Elliot: Bad luck, I guess.
Quote from Doug
J.D.: [v.o.] After putting a beat down on Turk, the last thing I wanted to do was be lame and hide in a supply closet.
[Turk laughs as he opens the supply closet, only to find it's empty]
J.D.: [v.o.] That's why I chose down here.
J.D.: Why are you here?
Doug: After all these years of putting on toe tags, I sort of developed a foot fetish. And you get tired of looking at dead ones, you know?
J.D.: No, Doug, I don't.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: It's too bad we can't just call John's brothers and tell them that he needs them.
Elliot: I know. Stupid doctor-patient confidentiality. It's like wearing a muzzle. Like last month, one of my patients asks out Nurse Rollins, and I couldn't even warn her that I'm treating the guy for a horrible case of mono. Now she has it and her grandfather has it. I don't know, she wouldn't say.