Todd Quote #130
Quote from Todd in My Number One Doctor
Turk: I can't lose to J.D., I don't care what it takes.
Dr. Cox: I thought he was your best friend.
Turk: Yeah, well, winning is way more important than friendship. My gram-gram taught me that. His patients love him. How do we undo that?
Todd: After you're done rating me at rateyourdoc.org go to my website: thetoddtime.com. Be sure to check out the Tranny Todd feature. It lets you see what the big dog looks like with the girl parts.
[later:]
Todd: Ma'am, the key to a speedy recovery is less moaning, more boning. Sure as my name is Dr. John Dorian.
Turk: That's what I'm talking about! I said it again. Aw, Damn.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Number One Doctor’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Turk: Someone named Coco Bosco wrote that she's sick of me saying "That's what I'm talking about!" But sometimes it is what I'm talking about.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You don't usually bond with your patients. You're not changing who you are as a doctor to get good ratings, are you?
Turk: Hell to the no. Are you?
Dr. Cox: [laughs] Oh, please!
[later:]
Dr. Cox: So, you're declining chemo because Wikipedia says that a raw food diet reverses the effects of bone cancer. Well... Hey, any info you have that I can pass on to my other patients would just be super. An, by the by, while you're on your computer, perhaps you could jump over to a little site called RateYourDoc.org. O, R, G.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Mr. Wolmer: There, I gave you 5 stars.
Dr. Cox: Thank you! And now I have to take your laptop from you, as I've deemed you're just too darn stupid to use it. You see those bell peppers that you're munching? They aren't gonna do a truck load of jack against the cancer raging inside of your body. Of course, I've only been a doctor for some 20 years, and the person who wrote that Wikipedia entry also authored the Battlestar Galactica episode guide, so what the heck do I know? But, if you feel like living, page me.