Turk Quote #542
Quote from Turk in My Growing Pains
Turk: Excuse me, young miss. Would you like to sign this petition to make our hospital more giant-accessible?
J.D.: How many signatures do we have?
Turk: None.
J.D.: Dammit.
Turk: Excuse me, sir. Would you like to sign this petition to make our hospital more giant-accessible?
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Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: I've got a secret.
Dr. Kelso: What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn't give a crap? [goofy voice] Bob Kelso! I added the funny voice to keep it fresh.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Nurse: Happy birthday, Dr. Kelso.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, thank you.
Elliot: Oh, my God, is that a smile?
Dr. Kelso: Well, it's like the last year, when the safety brake failed on Enid's wheelchair, and she started rolling toward our pool, I told myself: "Bob, it's already too late to stop it so you might as well sit back and enjoy it."
Quote from Ted
Ted: The Winstons aren't ready to litigate yet, but they're still angry. You need to mitigate the situation because they have a really good lawyer.
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Ted, I'm just surprised you know the difference between litigate and mitigate.
Ted: Their lawyer taught me. I'm telling you, the guy's really good.