Dr. Kelso Quote #375
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Growing Pains
Elliot: Well, if you don't care then let us throw your party, there's gonna be cake and presents, and-
Janitor: We have to get him a present? Oh. You can have anything you want off my tool belt.
Dr. Kelso: Sweet. I'll take that 12-volt cordless rechargeable nickel-metal hydride battery power drill.
Janitor: I was kidding.
Dr. Kelso: Too late. Hand it over. Looks expensive.
Janitor: It is.
Dr. Kelso: Thank you.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Growing Pains’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: I've got a secret.
Dr. Kelso: What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn't give a crap? [goofy voice] Bob Kelso! I added the funny voice to keep it fresh.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Nurse: Happy birthday, Dr. Kelso.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, thank you.
Elliot: Oh, my God, is that a smile?
Dr. Kelso: Well, it's like the last year, when the safety brake failed on Enid's wheelchair, and she started rolling toward our pool, I told myself: "Bob, it's already too late to stop it so you might as well sit back and enjoy it."
Quote from Ted
Ted: The Winstons aren't ready to litigate yet, but they're still angry. You need to mitigate the situation because they have a really good lawyer.
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Ted, I'm just surprised you know the difference between litigate and mitigate.
Ted: Their lawyer taught me. I'm telling you, the guy's really good.