Turk Quote #540

Quote from Turk in My Growing Pains

Turk: Hey J.D., I need a little help. Relax, this is work stuff. I have a patient who needs a perioperative beta blockade and I was wondering if I needed a continuous IV drip or intermittent bolus?
J.D.: Well, I'd probably start them off-
Turk: Yeah, don't care. Check this out. Hooch is on the verge of a major meltdown.
J.D.: Why? Is Rex still following him?
Turk: Not just Rex. Three other interns are following him too. They're all after this fellowship. I said whoever sticks to to him the longest, I'll give them recommendation.
Hooch: I'm about to use the toilet right now. So I hope you all are happy with the order that you're standing in. Because if you follow me in there, that is the order that I'm going to kill you. Oh, yeah! Today is gonna be a good day. Yes, it is!

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