Janitor Quote #396
Quote from Janitor in My Growing Pains
Elliot: Can anyone help me find out Kelso's real age?
Janitor: You rang? I know you didn't, I just like saying that. Although, actually, I do hear bells. But now they're gone. Hmm. Anyway, I'll help.
Elliot: Cool. Okay, because I was wondering-
Janitor: Hold it! They're back. They're gone. No. Hang on. Go.
Elliot: Okay, because I thought-
Janitor: Stop. Bells. Bells, bells. No bells.
Elliot: Why don't we start with that-
Janitor: Stop. Go. Stop.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Growing Pains’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: I've got a secret.
Dr. Kelso: What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn't give a crap? [goofy voice] Bob Kelso! I added the funny voice to keep it fresh.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Nurse: Happy birthday, Dr. Kelso.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, thank you.
Elliot: Oh, my God, is that a smile?
Dr. Kelso: Well, it's like the last year, when the safety brake failed on Enid's wheelchair, and she started rolling toward our pool, I told myself: "Bob, it's already too late to stop it so you might as well sit back and enjoy it."
Quote from Ted
Ted: The Winstons aren't ready to litigate yet, but they're still angry. You need to mitigate the situation because they have a really good lawyer.
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Ted, I'm just surprised you know the difference between litigate and mitigate.
Ted: Their lawyer taught me. I'm telling you, the guy's really good.