Ted Quote #115
Quote from Ted in My Growing Pains
Elliot: Okay, listen up. I need everyone to clear their schedule's tomorrow because we're going to have a little party for Kelso's birthday.
Ted: Kelso makes my life hell. Now, I know I usually cave, but there's no way I'm going to his party.
Elliot: I understand, Ted.
Ted: Fine, I'll go. Dammit.
Elliot: So, I'm getting the cake. I just need someone to pick up the decorations.
Ted: Fine, I'll get them. What's happening?!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Growing Pains’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Elliot: I've got a secret.
Dr. Kelso: What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and still doesn't give a crap? [goofy voice] Bob Kelso! I added the funny voice to keep it fresh.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Nurse: Happy birthday, Dr. Kelso.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, thank you.
Elliot: Oh, my God, is that a smile?
Dr. Kelso: Well, it's like the last year, when the safety brake failed on Enid's wheelchair, and she started rolling toward our pool, I told myself: "Bob, it's already too late to stop it so you might as well sit back and enjoy it."
Quote from Ted
Ted: The Winstons aren't ready to litigate yet, but they're still angry. You need to mitigate the situation because they have a really good lawyer.
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Ted, I'm just surprised you know the difference between litigate and mitigate.
Ted: Their lawyer taught me. I'm telling you, the guy's really good.