Dr. Kelso Quote #370
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Hard Labor
Carla: I mean, how do you think I became addicted to this game? Every parent needs to take some time off.
Dr. Kelso: You're damn right, they do. Hell, my son Harrison is a grown man, and I still get urge to slip away during his visits. Of course, that may have more to do with this new boyfriend of his. I swear, you could line up a hundred gay men, and Harrison would pick out the attention-starved, bi-polar ex-con every time. [answers phone] Oh, Harrison! Your ears must have been burning!
Turk: And now, what do we do?
Carla: We kill one more alien boss, and then we've finished.
Turk: I like your style.
Dr. Kelso: [on the phone] Of course you had to break up with him. No one you love should ever sell your car without asking and then blow all the money on meth.
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Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: The kid's not even born yet, and I'm already screwing up his life. I just wanted him to be really happy, and normal, you know?
Dr. Cox: Okay, first of all, Newbie, we're talking about your kid. So the whole normal part was never gonna happen. And you didn't mess up his life.
J.D.: Ah, come on, statistics show that kids whose parents stay together-
Dr. Cox: "Statistics show"? Who- Who cares, what statistics show? I mean, look at medicine. 80% of people with pancreatic cancer die within five years. 95% of appendectomies occur with zero complications. But we both know pancreatic cancer patients that lived, and appendix patients that, unfortunately, passed. Statistics mean nothing to the individual. You're either gonna be a good parent to that kid, or you're not. I mean, hell, your parents were divorced, and you somehow managed to become a relatively successful doctor. And I'm sure there's someone somewhere who would be proud to call you their son.
J.D.: Would you be proud to call me your son?
Dr. Cox: This conversation's over.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Finally we get to meet Sam. I wonder what he looks like.
Kim: Oh, I just want a healthy baby. I mean what more can you ask for?
[fantasy: J.D. is looking between the stirrups with Kim in delivery:]
J.D.: Any second now. What the-
Colin Hay: [sings] I come from a land down under
J.D.: [v.o.] So that's what that song's about.
Colin Hay: Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear? Can't you hear the thunder?
[reality:]
J.D.: [v.o.] I wondered where he was hiding.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: What are your thoughts on cloth diapers? 'cause if we got black ones with orange spots, our kid would look like Bam-Bam.