Ted Quote #108
Quote from Ted in My Point of No Return
Elliot: You know, Keith is pretty incredible. I've never felt this loved in my entire life. Let's face it, Keith would walk through fire for me.
[meanwhile:]
Keith: Yeah, I'm not walking through fire to prove my love to Elliot.
Janitor: I find that a little suspect. Still, I suppose we could switch to some role-playing. Here's the scenario. You have just come home from work late, Blonde Doctor made your dinner, and she is angry because you didn't call ahead. Plus, you have brought along with you Lance, your gay ultimate Frisbee buddy, played by Todd.
Todd: I should probably take my pants off.
Janitor: No, wait for your cue. And Ted, you'll be playing Blonde Doctor. Get into character.
Ted: Okay, falling in love with you, long blonde hair, talking very fast, talking very fast, "frick-frick." Okay, I'm ready.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Point of No Return’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Hey! And you, you're the only one that hasn't RSVP'd to my wedding yet. What the hell?
Janitor: I didn't know I was invited.
Elliot: But I sent your invitation to... 1 North Cemetery Drive.
Janitor: That's the address of The Addams Family. I changed my records to mess with Kelso because he's always calling me Lurch. It was either that or 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The Munsters. TV show? I'm old.
Elliot: So, can you make it?
Janitor: You crazy? I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: [v.o.] Things weren't as heartwarming everywhere. Dr. Cox wasn't exactly super-psyched about me being his daughter's godfather.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, here are some things I'd rather see happen than dinkus over there becoming the godfather.
A nuclear war, a sequel to Hope Floats, Hugh Jackman winning an Oscar-
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, yeah, funny long list. We get it. You need a new thing, big guy.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that Elliot's wedding was only a week away, things were getting tense.
Keith: I just don't understand why our families can't sit at the same table.
Elliot: Keith, it's impossible to fit all the Dudemeisters at one table without our wedding looking like Oktoberfest. Plus, when our families met last month, my mom ended up doinking your Uncle Ronald in our basement.
Keith: Uncle Ronald and Aunt Alicia have been together for 30 years.
Elliot: Yeah, welcome to my family, Keith.