Janitor Quote #380
Quote from Janitor in My Point of No Return
Janitor: Okay, Incredibly Handsome Guy, you're about to marry Blonde Doctor. My gift to her is to train you to be a good husband.
Keith: Well, I think I'm okay.
Janitor: Really? Would you know what to do if she suddenly woke up and couldn't use vowels?
Keith: That's ridiculous.
Janitor: Is that what you're gonna say when she looks at you with those big blue eyes and cries out, "Tspwklmtsk"?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Point of No Return’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Hey! And you, you're the only one that hasn't RSVP'd to my wedding yet. What the hell?
Janitor: I didn't know I was invited.
Elliot: But I sent your invitation to... 1 North Cemetery Drive.
Janitor: That's the address of The Addams Family. I changed my records to mess with Kelso because he's always calling me Lurch. It was either that or 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The Munsters. TV show? I'm old.
Elliot: So, can you make it?
Janitor: You crazy? I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: [v.o.] Things weren't as heartwarming everywhere. Dr. Cox wasn't exactly super-psyched about me being his daughter's godfather.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, here are some things I'd rather see happen than dinkus over there becoming the godfather.
A nuclear war, a sequel to Hope Floats, Hugh Jackman winning an Oscar-
Dr. Kelso: Yeah, yeah, funny long list. We get it. You need a new thing, big guy.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that Elliot's wedding was only a week away, things were getting tense.
Keith: I just don't understand why our families can't sit at the same table.
Elliot: Keith, it's impossible to fit all the Dudemeisters at one table without our wedding looking like Oktoberfest. Plus, when our families met last month, my mom ended up doinking your Uncle Ronald in our basement.
Keith: Uncle Ronald and Aunt Alicia have been together for 30 years.
Elliot: Yeah, welcome to my family, Keith.