Dr. Cox Quote #809
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Cold Shower
Elliot: I can't believe they have syphilis.
Dr. Cox: Yes, Barbie. Look, when people get old there are certain things they are no longer able to do, like drive a car over 20 miles an hour or smell like the living, but the one thing they damn sure can do is have sex until they croak. The fact of the matter is that thanks to a variety of male enhancement drugs, sexually transmitted diseases have increased amongst the elderly by 300%.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?