Dr. Cox Quote #808

Quote from Dr. Cox in My Cold Shower

Dr. Cox: [whistles] The test results are back, and our friends Mr. Bilbray and Mrs. Sheldon both will be having a round of penicillin for their what? That's right! Their STDs. Yes, have a looksie if you please. It turns out that our hard-candy toting, super-cheery grandparents both have...
Carla & Elliot: Syphilis!
Dr. Cox: Bang!
J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, maybe some people were getting some. But we weren't.
[J.D., Turk, the Todd and Dr. Kelso are doused by the sprinklers]
Janitor: Sorry, guys! Thought I fixed that.

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 ‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes

Quote from Janitor

Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.

Quote from Elliot

J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!

Quote from Elliot

Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?