J.D. Quote #1433
Quote from J.D. in My Cold Shower
Melody: Hey, I'm reviewing this new hotel downtown tonight for work, do you wanna join? It's all comped.
J.D.: I think I'll pass.
Melody: Oh, well, could have been fun.
[A group of men surround J.D.'s table to complain]
Turk: Okay, guys! Guys! Guys! I'm sure he has an explanation. Go sit down.
J.D.: I'm not gonna get anywhere with her. She's got this weird policy. She'll mack with anyone, but the second you try and take it further, she always throws the brakes on. It always ends the same way.
[flashback to J.D. taking a shower:]
J.D.: Great Aunt Judy's arm fat. Great Aunt Judy's arm fat.
[present:]
J.D.: I'm tired of the cold showers.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?