Elliot Quote #522
Quote from Elliot in My Cold Shower
Elliot: Carla, you're in charge of the guest list. Just make sure that all of my friends are there. Ohh, and Naomi, that bitch from radiology. She teased me for six years about how she's gonna beat me down the aisle. Oh, she can suck it, her and her fat neck.
Carla: Invite fat neck, got it.
Melody: If you'll point out Fat Neck to me, I'll keep asking why she's still single until she cries.
Carla: Done.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?