J.D. Quote #1342
Quote from J.D. in My Road to Nowhere
Keith: I wish that none of us had to drive.
[fantasy:]
Car: We are cruising at a comfortable speed, Dr. Dorian, and should arrive ahead of schedule. Could you possibly do me a small favor?
J.D.: Of course, Jonathan 3000.
Car: Could you rub that spot, off my dashboard?
J.D.: You've got it, pal.
Car: Oh, yeah! Just like that.
J.D.: All right.
Car: That's the stuff, you bitch!
[reality:]
J.D.: It can get lonely on the road, even for computers.
Scrubs Quotes
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Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Check out that body, bet you'd like to give her a ride, uh?
Ted: [staring at an old woman] Ooh, you bet-cha!
Dr. Kelso: Over here, perv. It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury.
Ted: So it's a wheelchair accessable for her, sir?
Dr. Kelso: Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then.
Quote from Turk
Turk: So you're here for your ultrasound, huh? I can't believe you're going to let him know the sex, especially when you could... No, that's too mean, I couldn't do it.
Jordan: No, mean is good. I like mean.
Turk: You could learn the sex, not tell Perry, hold it over his head, and play him like your little bitch-boy.
Jordan: Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling , blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy!
Turk: Stop.
Quote from Turk
[As Dr. Mickhead walks by with his phone, the "Guy Love" ringtone plays]
Turk: Mickhead! Give me my phone.
Dr. Mickhead: It's mine.
Turk: Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background?
Dr. Mickhead: Yes.
Turk: Ha! Trick question! Mine's got Tyra Banks, see?!