Janitor Quote #325
Quote from Janitor in His Story IV
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] Well played, Bobby. Lord knows you've seen this hot bottom topics before.
[flashback to the changing room:]
Elliot: Oh, please, Laverne. Global warming? Here's an inconvenient truth for you. Nobody cares. [uses hair spray]
[flashback to the cafeteria:]
Carla: So you think it's okay to just kill animals for sport?
Janitor: If it serves or use for purpose, yes I do.
[The Janitor pulls out a stuffed rabbit:]
Janitor: Salt? [shakes its ear] Cracked black pepper? [twists its head] Thank you, Bingo.
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.