J.D. Quote #1319
Quote from J.D. in My Friend with Money
Dr. Cox: Fine, I don't want to go home, anyway.
J.D.: He said in a sarcastic tone we've all come to know as "Coxsian."
Dr. Cox: I mean it. I don't want to go home. Ever since Jordan entered her third trimester, she has become a needy, bloated behemoth with a temper as big as her tree trunk-size cankles. And besides, even if I did go home, she'd probably just send me out on a food run to satiate one of her insane cravings.
[fantasy: Dr. Cox returns home with goat for Jordan to feast on:]
Dr. Cox: Honey, I brought you some dinner.
Jordan: [o.s.] Come here, little goaty goaty! [spatter]
[Dr. Cox drags the goats head out of the door]
Jordan: I wasn't finished!
Dr. Cox: You're finished.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Friend with Money’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: What?
Elliot: I specifically told you not to give Mr. Sandal disopyramide. Why would you change my orders?
Dr. Cox: Well, there were two treatment options, and when in doubt, I always go in the opposite direction of you.
Elliot: Don't do it again.
Dr. Cox: So, do it again? Look, Barbie, what you're missing here is that you're private practice now. That means you're the enemy. And I know, as a doctor, disease is supposed to be the enemy, but I'm giving hepatitis and his band of infectious buddies a pass, and I'm coming after you today. Because the bottom line is you'd rather clock out of here early than run the extra mile for your patients, and, Barbie, that makes you a sell-out.
Quote from Jordan
Carla: Look, all I ever wanted was to be a mother, and now that I am one, I feel like I'm not cut out for it.
Jordan: And you're ashamed of that?
Carla: Well, wouldn't you be?
Jordan: Yeah, I was. What's the worst feeling you've had since you had the baby?
Carla: I don't know.
Jordan: When Jack wouldn't stop crying, I wanted to throw that bastard out the window.
Carla: Really? I wanted to throw Isabella out the window. Yeah, but we just had our apartment repainted, and all the windows were sealed shut, so I just wanted to drop her off the roof.
Turk: [gasps] Oh, my God!
Jordan: Listen, you can't get rid this by sheer force of will or positive thinking or taking advice from a big Hollywood movie star and the dead science fiction writer he worships. You need to get some help.
Turk: That's what I've been try-
Jordan: If you talk again, I'm going to eat you.
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Cox: Well, I gotta tell you, this is heaven.
Janitor: This gourmet trail mix is fantastic. I'm tastin' vanilla, cranberry, a hint of pine.
Dr. Cox: That's potpourri, genius.
Janitor: Is that hickory?