Elliot Quote #464
Quote from Elliot in My Coffee
Elliot: So, you're having chest pains, Mr. Turner.
Dr. Turner: Actually, it's Dr. Turner.
Elliot: You look like someone I used to date. I had a brief older guy jones, but now I'm with someone more age-appropriateand I'm like, "Ew, what was I thinking?"
Dr. Turner: Mm. We are disgusting.
Elliot: Yeah, but for some reason I was curious. Anyhoo, uh, we'll just run the usual tests.
Dr. Turner: Sounds good.
[later:]
Elliot: Dr. Turner seems like a nice guy. And he's hot you know, like if you left Brad Pitt out in the sun forever. Stop it, Elliot! It took you months to get over that old man fetish!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Coffee’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I'll tell you what, my friend, unless you're also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I'm afraid the answer is yeah... no! Here's a- Here's a novel idea: Why don't you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it that the coffee itself gets cancer.
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Kelso: You don't scare me. Eventually, you will all come crawling back. Now, how about somebody gets me a banana-nut muffin, and hold the spit, please.
Janitor: As manager, I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Dr. Kelso: Manager? You have worked here one day.
Janitor: Corporate loved my ingenuity. I was saying the two most addictive substances on earth are caffeine and nicotine! Behold. [hums] Smokachino for Kyle. Kyle! Smokachino for Kyle! Enjoy that. That's as tall as he's gonna get.
Quote from Todd
Carla: Ugh, my breasts are so sore. I wish I could just give you formula.
Todd: [o.s.] Formula's bad for the baby. Boob milk's healthier!