J.D. Quote #1300
Turk: I look at Isabella, and I get really scared. And I'm gonna need you to be there to help me through this.
J.D.: Well that sucks, 'cause I was counting on you to make it look easy so I know I can handle it when my turn comes.
Turk: Awesome.
J.D.: Turk, you're at the beginning of your career. You know you're gonna make plenty of money.
Turk: It's good to hear that from you, thank you.
J.D.: You're gonna be just fine.
Turk: I suppose so.
J.D.: Totally fine.
Turk: Yeah.
J.D.: Would you mind telling me that I'm gonna be fine, Turk? Am I gonna be fine? I think I'm gonna be fine!
Turk: Well, I would, but I don't know how much you like Kim.
J.D.: I really like her.
Turk: Then you're gonna be fine.
J.D.: Thanks. Is there anything else you wanna tell me, or admit to? I mean, I looked everywhere, there was no signs of balloons.
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Dr. Cox: A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I'll tell you what, my friend, unless you're also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I'm afraid the answer is yeah... no! Here's a- Here's a novel idea: Why don't you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it that the coffee itself gets cancer.
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Janitor: As manager, I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.
Dr. Kelso: Manager? You have worked here one day.
Janitor: Corporate loved my ingenuity. I was saying the two most addictive substances on earth are caffeine and nicotine! Behold. [hums] Smokachino for Kyle. Kyle! Smokachino for Kyle! Enjoy that. That's as tall as he's gonna get.
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Todd: [o.s.] Formula's bad for the baby. Boob milk's healthier!