Turk Quote #454
Quote from Turk in My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby
Dr. Matthews: All right, Carla. Let's check how dilated you are.
Ted: Looking real good, Carla. Okay, we're live in three, two, one.
Dr. Matthews: Okay. Looks like you're at about three centimeters.
[in the cafeteria:]
Todd: Greatest show ever!
[in his office:]
Dr. Kelso: And record.
[in the lobby:]
Janitor: Cool! Swamp thing!
[in the waiting room:]
Jack: What's that, daddy?
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's the vagina of a 35-year-old Latina woman.
Turk: Baby?
[back in the delivery room, Carla looks up at the TV. She moves around to see if the image mirrors her actions.]
Carla: What the!?!?
[Turk runs in and tackles camera-man Ted to the ground]
‘My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
Kim: This sucks. I mean, the hardest decision I've had to make in the last year was what hairstyle to get. And even then, all I did was open up an US Magazine, close my eyes and pick a random celebrity.
J.D.: Kirsten Dunst?
Kim: Owen Wilson.
J.D.: Oh.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Elliot, I can't do it!
Elliot: Okay, I want you to imagine that your uterus is like a tube of toothpaste, and you're just trying to squeeze out all that minty fresh gel. But instead of minty fresh gel inside, there's a little black baby. [Carla swings for Elliot, who dodges]
Quote from Janitor
Turk: [answers phone] Hey, baby, look, I- Yeah, he, he's right here. [to J.D.] She won't talk to me.
J.D.: Hi. Yes, I know he missed your wedding, too. All right, hold on. [slaps Turk] That was from her, not me.
Turk: Go.
Janitor: Relax, I'll have him out in one second. [holding saw] All right, hold still. Nobody likes a jagged stump.
Turk: No!
Janitor: [on the phone] He's being unreasonable. Okay. [slaps Turk twice] That was from me.