J.D. Quote #1247
Quote from J.D. in My Urologist
Kim: I hope you like your new initial.
J.D.: I don't mind it a turtle's wink.
J.D.: [v.o.] Wait, you only pepper your conversation with cute animal imagery if you're smitten.
Kim: Could you lend me a pen?
J.D.: Quick as a porcupine's hiccup.
J.D.: [v.o.] All right, there's only one problem with this.
Kim: OK, see ya, J.D.
J.D.: Kim, wait. Unfortunately, there's no way I can make you mine, unless I make you mine for eternity.
Kim: Dr. Acula, don't stop!
J.D.: Vampires like it windy.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.