Janitor Quote #290
Janitor: You know what he doesn't get? I could have been a janitor anywhere. When I got out of college, I had offers. Morgan Stanley, DuPont, I even considered taking a year off and cleaning my way across Europe. But no, I chose a hospital. You know, I'm not kidding myself. I don't have the most important job in the world, but I work in a place that helps people, and I always thought I was part of that. Who cares.
Quote from Carla
Carla: Keith, you better not tell her who did it.
Keith: But Elliot scares me.
Carla: Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. Now, who are you really afraid of?
Keith: The fatty.
Carla: Be careful, Keith.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: [singing] Drill-fork It can drill and fork Mostly fork.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You're black? 'cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. I mean, if you don't know what stands for, that is the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nah.