Janitor Quote #284
Quote from Janitor in His Story III
Carla: Lisa, why did you order a hundred units of insulin for Mrs. Best?
Lisa: No, that's only 10 units. I just put a smiley face after the zero.
Carla: Look, Lisa, you have to be crystal clear with your medication orders. [beeping] OK, it's causing a bit of a seizure. Hey, Janitor! Come here! Could you hold her legs down, please!
Janitor: [v.o.] This is it! I'm in the show! Dr. Jan Itor.
Carla: We'll give her an amp of B50.
Janitor: This is easy. Just like drowning someone.
Carla: [beeping stops] OK. You can let her legs go now. I think we're good.
Janitor: I didn't see the demon leave the body.
Carla: I'm sure it did. Hey, Janitor, good job.
Janitor: Good job.
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story III’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Keith, you better not tell her who did it.
Keith: But Elliot scares me.
Carla: Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. Now, who are you really afraid of?
Keith: The fatty.
Carla: Be careful, Keith.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: [singing] Drill-fork It can drill and fork Mostly fork.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You're black? 'cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. I mean, if you don't know what stands for, that is the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nah.