Elliot Quote #437

Quote from Elliot in His Story III

Elliot: Darn it. I'm sick and tired of your careless mistakes. Lisa, why isn't this G.I. bleeder on telemetry? And Keith, I know you had a 12-hour shift yesterday, but that is no excuse for not turning in your histories.
Keith: Elliot, you dragged me to dinner and made me play Scrabble all night.
Elliot: How you spend your private life isn't my responsibility, Keith, OK?
Keith: Fine. I'll do them tonight.
Elliot: Oh, you can't do that. You're taking me to the movies. Get on the ball, Keith. All of you, go work.

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 ‘His Story III’ Quotes

Quote from Carla

Carla: Keith, you better not tell her who did it.
Keith: But Elliot scares me.
Carla: Elliot is a blonde, 108-pound ski pole from a cul-de-sac in Connecticut. I am an underpaid pregnant nurse from the block, who, over the next six months, will become fatter and angrier. Now, who are you really afraid of?
Keith: The fatty.
Carla: Be careful, Keith.

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Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: You're black? 'cause, last I checked, you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond, and you damn sure act like a black guy. And these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Now, please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP. I mean, if you don't know what stands for, that is the National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People. And quite frankly, I always thought they should change the "Colored People" to "African-Americans." But then of course it wouldn't be the NAACP, it would be the "N quad A," or NAAAA. And I know this probably sounds like a digression, but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? Nah.