J.D. Quote #1206
Quote from J.D. in My New Suit
Herbie: I mean, are you all two OK?
J.D.: Actually, we were. The way the whole brother thing works, now that Dan had beaten me up, it was all over.
Dan: Why'd you lie to me about Elliot?
J.D.: [v.o.] Or not.
J.D.: Oh, come on, man. A girl like Elliot could never really be into somebody like you.
Dan: Why wouldn't she be into me?
J.D.: [v.o.] The obvious response was Elliot was looking for a guy with more going on in life. And the only way to gently break that to my brother was this...
J.D.: Elliot wants to have kids right now and she knows you're not ready.
Dan: Oh! Bummer.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My New Suit’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Cox: You know, Bobbo, I find you less repugnant as of late. I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you.
Dr. Kelso: Ah, Perry, you're so edgy and cantankerous. You're like House without the limp.
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] Now that Dan knew Elliot wasn't into him, my focus had shifted from keeping him away from her to avoiding him so he doesn't kill me.
J.D.: Hey, Mr. Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh? What are you doing?
Janitor: Mr. Brooks wanted safety tips on operating propane heaters.
J.D.: As long as you're not my brother.
Janitor: I had a brother once. Well, he's still my brother. My parents adopted him when I was about 12. He was about 46. Actually older than my parents. His name was Clete and he talked like this, "How's it going? How's it going?" Good kid. Did what they said. Make the bed, mop the floor, sweep the lawn, whatever needed to be done. Everything was good till he was in his 50s and, wow, did he have a midlife crisis. Him and my dad fought constantly. And I mean really physically beating on each other. But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him. That's just out of line.
J.D.: Yeah.
Janitor: Anyway, the reason I'm telling you this is your brother told me if I keep you focused on me, he would let me watch.
J.D.: Watch what?
Dan: Hey, little brother.
J.D.: [screams]
Quote from Doug
Carla: Oh, what a cutie. Where'd this little guy come from?
J.D.: Doug found him in some dead guy's colon.
Carla: Ugh! [squeaks]
J.D.: Hey, little guy. Doug's still pretty upset about the whole thing.
Doug: Why would he live in there?