Turk Quote #408
Quote from Turk in My Extra Mile
Jake: Hey, Dr. Turk. What happened to you?
Turk: I found the latest issue at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go. Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.
Jake: Thanks, Dr. Turk.
Dr. Wen: Christopher, I heard you were sweating the rankings.
Turk: No. I'm married and trying to have a baby. Not having a job would be a big boost for me.
Dr. Wen: You're a good surgeon. Plus, your bedside manner is really important. There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients.
Turk: Are you saying I have a job? If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me right now, I will freak out. [Dr. Wen pats Turk on the shoulder] I got a job!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Extra Mile’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down. Is there anything else I can do?
Mr. Russell: Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me?
Dr. Cox: I'd be happy to.
Mr. Russell: "If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you."
Dr. Cox: I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane? Seriously, I'm a doctor.
Mr. Russell: What page are you on?
Dr. Cox: [groans]
Quote from Carla
J.D.: It's not like nurses know everything.
J.D.: [v.o.] Uh-oh. Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself. Attempt the casual side-switch. And you're there. Now angry at Kelso.
J.D.: Bob, how dare you?
Carla: Exactly. You're worried about what I can handle? Vascular Surgery wants an update every two hours on bed 1, I'm weaning Mrs. Jones' dopamine from ten mikes to five, Mrs. Meyerson's abdominal wound is dehiscing and Mr. Wilder is turfed to Psych because he thinks he's Flo from Alice.
Mr. Wilder: Kiss my grits!
Carla: Exactly, Flo! Exactly!
J.D.: I hope you learned something today.
Quote from Carla
Dr. Marston: Stress is often a factor in conception. So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?
[flashback:]
Carla: I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight, there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.
[present:]
Turk: There's a little stress.