Dr. Cox Quote #665

Quote from Dr. Cox in My Extra Mile

Dr. Cox: You know, in four and a half years, I've watched your pal, Stephanie, go through a multitude of irritating fads: the UGG boots, the campaign for better grammar among staff, and of course the double European air-kiss. And seeing as you are sorority sisters, I was hoping you'd be able to tell me when this "extra mile" crap will end.
Turk: Oh, it's never gonna end. He's relentless. Why do you think I was out Sunday morning buying comics for my patient?
Dr. Cox: Because they're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store?
Turk: Ha-ha!
Dr. Cox: That used to work better when you were a fat load.
Turk: I know.
Dr. Cox: Damn it!

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 ‘My Extra Mile’ Quotes

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down. Is there anything else I can do?
Mr. Russell: Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me?
Dr. Cox: I'd be happy to.
Mr. Russell: "If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you."
Dr. Cox: I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane? Seriously, I'm a doctor.
Mr. Russell: What page are you on?
Dr. Cox: [groans]

Quote from Carla

J.D.: It's not like nurses know everything.
J.D.: [v.o.] Uh-oh. Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself. Attempt the casual side-switch. And you're there. Now angry at Kelso.
J.D.: Bob, how dare you?
Carla: Exactly. You're worried about what I can handle? Vascular Surgery wants an update every two hours on bed 1, I'm weaning Mrs. Jones' dopamine from ten mikes to five, Mrs. Meyerson's abdominal wound is dehiscing and Mr. Wilder is turfed to Psych because he thinks he's Flo from Alice.
Mr. Wilder: Kiss my grits!
Carla: Exactly, Flo! Exactly!
J.D.: I hope you learned something today.

Quote from Carla

Dr. Marston: Stress is often a factor in conception. So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?
[flashback:]
Carla: I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight, there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.
[present:]
Turk: There's a little stress.