Elliot Quote #416
Quote from Elliot in My Five Stages
Carla: So, basically, when you're in the mood, you just call Keith and he comes over and gives you some of that 20-something nasty?
Elliot: Watch me. [clear throat; dials] Got the machine. [on the phone] Keith, we're going to your place tonight because my room smells like apple vinegar. So put some clean sheets on the futon and turn the pictures of your parents face down, except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.
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J.D.: [v.o.] Lately, Elliot and her booty call, Keith, loved playing games. Tonight, it was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief."
Elliot: Confess, Manuel! Confess that you stole these apples.
Keith: I was at the dance with the other pickers.
Elliot: Liar! [Elliot slaps him]
J.D.: [v.o.] Frankly, the whole thing disgusted me.
Elliot: You saw him do it, didn't you, Paco?
J.D.: [v.o.] Mostly because they never let me speak.
J.D.: [exaggerated Mexican accent] He hid them in his pantalones. He loves these apples. He makes apples pie and apples juice with them.
Elliot: Paco, you can't talk because you lost your tongue in that cider press accident, remember? Now, back to the pickers' bunkhouse!
J.D.: I hate the pickers' bunkhouse.
J.D.: [v.o.] And I hate Keith. Which begs the question: Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay?