J.D. Quote #1130
Quote from J.D. in My Buddy's Booty
[As everyone bickers in the elevator, the doctors' pagers all go off]
J.D.: [v.o.] Around here, it can feel like good things never happen.
Dr. Cox: Good to see you, you old bird.
Mrs. Wilk: Did I miss anything?
J.D.: I'll catch you up later.
J.D.: [v.o.] Of course, when they do, all the petty little arguments fade away. And you don't mind waiting a little longer for your workout. Or your bar friend not being your work friend. Because the truth is, when you put stuff in perspective, the little things will never bother you again.
Keith: Good morning, Dr. D. Dr. Reid told me to get my sweet ass out of the shower and make an omelet. You want one?
J.D.: [v.o.] Did I say never?
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‘My Buddy's Booty’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: So, I'm late 'cause Dorian parked his scooter behind my new van. I practically punctured a tire backing over the thing. Kid drives me crazy.
Dr. Cox: A new van, huh?
Janitor: Well, you blew up the old one over a bet. Remember?
Dr. Cox: Right. Dorian drives me crazy too. But what are you going to do about it?
[later, Dr. Cox and the Janitor watch J.D. as he sleeps in his apartment:]
Janitor: I stole this from his locker. I come by here a couple times a week and just move stuff around. Turn off his alarm. Maybe cut his bangs.
Dr. Cox: You're clearly in need of help, but gosh darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.
Quote from Janitor
Dr. Cox: [laughing] You're right. But, you know... You know what else I hate about Kelso? His hair smells like a pet store.
Janitor: Oh, actually, that's my fault. I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.
Dr. Cox: Dogs don't sweat.
Janitor: No?
Dr. Cox: No.
Janitor: What the hell am I putting in there?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: I'm- I'm actually saving that for someone.
Elderly Woman: That's not allowed.
Dr. Cox: Fair enough. Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.
Elderly Woman: Oh, well, thank you. It's 40 percent off.
Dr. Cox: Let's say you swing by my place and see if we can't get it 100 percent off?
[The woman walks away in disgust]
Dr. Cox: Had to be done.
Janitor: Thanks, chief. I've got your next one.