J.D. Quote #1112
Quote from J.D. in Her Story II
J.D.: [laughing] One-A-Day Vitamins? I tell you how they could double their profits. Two-a-Day Vitamins.
Julie: That's so funny. I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.
J.D.: You know what? I really couldn't care less.
Julie: So, what do we do now?
J.D.: I don't know. I mean, we've already got the half acre, right? I imagine we'll eventually be able to build a house on it. A little backyard. Room for a Slip 'N Slide for our kids, Gilligan and the Skipper. I know. I'm sorry. I gotta do it. I lost a bet to Turk. And I don't want to rush things, but I feel good about this. I don't know. I feel like you and I could go the distance.
Julie: Um, actually, I meant what do you want to order from take-out for dinner.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Her Story II’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: You know, I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology they're talking about is available for everyone.
Carla: So you want to pick the sex and eye color?
Janitor: No, gills. And when that day comes, it's goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting team.
Carla: Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?
Janitor: Forty-three. I know I look a little older, but that's just 'cause I drink and smoke heavily, and work with chemicals, and sleep on my face.
Carla: No hard feelings?
Janitor: OK. All right. I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: So, when am I gonna get to meet Julie?
J.D.: Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?
Turk: What are you doing?
J.D.: I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.
Turk: I don't understand.
J.D.: I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Oh, I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, "You're healthy down there." And then I said, "Right back at you." And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said, "I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.