Turk Quote #386
Quote from Turk in Her Story II
Turk: J.D., this is an intervention. First off, I just want to say, everyone here loves you. This is a safe space. But you're such a commit-a-phobe! Every time you date a girl with actual potential, you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason. Just think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers. Kylie, Jamie, Gift Shop Girl, Minnie McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two-kids, Rumplefugly... I'm forgetting someone.
Carla: [v.o.] Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.
Carla: Turk, aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all?
Turk: Heidi Horse-Face.
Elliot: Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?
J.D.: Relax, Elliot. You're Mole Butt.
Elliot: Really? Sorry, Turk.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Her Story II’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: You know, I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology they're talking about is available for everyone.
Carla: So you want to pick the sex and eye color?
Janitor: No, gills. And when that day comes, it's goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting team.
Carla: Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?
Janitor: Forty-three. I know I look a little older, but that's just 'cause I drink and smoke heavily, and work with chemicals, and sleep on my face.
Carla: No hard feelings?
Janitor: OK. All right. I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: So, when am I gonna get to meet Julie?
J.D.: Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?
Turk: What are you doing?
J.D.: I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.
Turk: I don't understand.
J.D.: I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Oh, I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, "You're healthy down there." And then I said, "Right back at you." And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said, "I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.