J.D. Quote #1103
Quote from J.D. in Her Story II
J.D.: [v.o.] Yep. There was eye candy for all, and only one thing could upset this delicate balance.
Janitor: Wow. She looks like a young Carla.
[fantasy: Carla turns around, her eyes glowing with fire. She rises up and screams like a banshee, smashing Kelso's glasses and the windows. Turk shatters.:]
J.D.: That's why they call him the Glassman.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Her Story II’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: You know, I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology they're talking about is available for everyone.
Carla: So you want to pick the sex and eye color?
Janitor: No, gills. And when that day comes, it's goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting team.
Carla: Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?
Janitor: Forty-three. I know I look a little older, but that's just 'cause I drink and smoke heavily, and work with chemicals, and sleep on my face.
Carla: No hard feelings?
Janitor: OK. All right. I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: So, when am I gonna get to meet Julie?
J.D.: Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?
Turk: What are you doing?
J.D.: I'm saying all my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.
Turk: I don't understand.
J.D.: I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Oh, I remember my first exam with Dr. Matthews. He said, "You're healthy down there." And then I said, "Right back at you." And then there was this weird little awkward pause, so I said, "I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.