J.D. Quote #1092
Quote from J.D. in My Half-Acre
Julie: So, what do you want to do now?
J.D.: [v.o.] OK, romance is in the air. You gotta say something. Tell her about the hit-and-run. No, she probably loves ponies. Ask if she's been tested. Why are these odd thoughts popping into my head? My God, look at the size of her feet. Tell her. Stop it! OK, the silence has gone on too long. Just say that thing Elliot told you, even though it's stupid.
J.D.: I'm really glad I found you.
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Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Why would Julie just take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidated her. That's it. I am selling that Bowflex on Craigslist.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan. However, I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
Mrs. Wilk: OK.
Carla: Oh, I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
Mrs. Wilk: Now that you've told me, it won't sound sincere.
Carla: He won't care.
Mrs. Wilk: Dr. Cox, you're amazing.
Dr. Cox: It's just my job.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] From that moment on, it was the greatest date ever. We had so much in common.
Julie: I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard and I've hated sports since I was a kid.
J.D.: Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
[Julie's fantasy: Noticing that J.D. is distracted, Julie pops the waitresses large breasts with her fork]
Julie: Sometimes.
J.D.: So do you want me to see if they'll give us some more coffee or do you want to just call it a night?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then she gave the world's best answer.
Julie: Neither.