J.D. Quote #1089
Quote from J.D. in My Half-Acre
J.D.: [v.o.] I convinced Julie to meet me by explaining that my comment in the bedroom was a simple miscommunication.
J.D.: I wasn't saying you smelled like my mom. I was saying you smelled like Mu-Mum. Yeah, it's an exotic flower that's indigenous to the hills of Costa Rica.
Julie: God, I feel so stupid.
J.D.: Hugsies.
J.D.: [v.o.] Oh, Mommy.
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Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Why would Julie just take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidated her. That's it. I am selling that Bowflex on Craigslist.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan. However, I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
Mrs. Wilk: OK.
Carla: Oh, I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
Mrs. Wilk: Now that you've told me, it won't sound sincere.
Carla: He won't care.
Mrs. Wilk: Dr. Cox, you're amazing.
Dr. Cox: It's just my job.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] From that moment on, it was the greatest date ever. We had so much in common.
Julie: I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard and I've hated sports since I was a kid.
J.D.: Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
[Julie's fantasy: Noticing that J.D. is distracted, Julie pops the waitresses large breasts with her fork]
Julie: Sometimes.
J.D.: So do you want me to see if they'll give us some more coffee or do you want to just call it a night?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then she gave the world's best answer.
Julie: Neither.