J.D. Quote #1084
Quote from J.D. in My Half-Acre
J.D.: Well, Mrs. Nickels, it was an honor being your doctor.
Mrs. Nickels: Oh, you're such a nice young man. I'd love to set you up with my grandniece.
J.D.: Oh, thank you. I'm not big on blind dates. And I know, I haven't hit it in a while, but there's good reason for that.
Dr. Cox: Two good reasons: His face and personality.
J.D.: Sticks and stones may break my bones...
J.D.: [v.o.] But words will hurt forever.
J.D.: Anyway, for me to be set up with your niece, I'd need to know a lot more about her.
Mrs. Nickels: She's single.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Half-Acre’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Why would Julie just take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidated her. That's it. I am selling that Bowflex on Craigslist.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] From that moment on, it was the greatest date ever. We had so much in common.
Julie: I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard and I've hated sports since I was a kid.
J.D.: Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
[Julie's fantasy: Noticing that J.D. is distracted, Julie pops the waitresses large breasts with her fork]
Julie: Sometimes.
J.D.: So do you want me to see if they'll give us some more coffee or do you want to just call it a night?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then she gave the world's best answer.
Julie: Neither.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan. However, I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
Mrs. Wilk: OK.
Carla: Oh, I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
Mrs. Wilk: Now that you've told me, it won't sound sincere.
Carla: He won't care.
Mrs. Wilk: Dr. Cox, you're amazing.
Dr. Cox: It's just my job.