Elliot Quote #371
Quote from Elliot in My Rite of Passage
Elliot: Not everyone was in hell at their job. In fact, there was only one thing Elliot didn't like about her new hospital: Charlie, her co-fellow.
[Charlie hangs down from the ceiling as the elevator door closes. Elliot screams. When the doors reopen, Elliot has coffee down her top.]
Elliot: Good morning, Charlie.
Charlie: You wanna work on osteogenesis imperfecta therapy with me?
Elliot: Charlie, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told you when you popped out of that HAZMAT bin: I work alone, and you have somebody else's blood on your neck. Take a shower, man.
Charlie: Fine. I'll just go.
[As Charlie walks away, Elliot turns around. Elliot screams when she sees Charlie in front of her once again.]
Charlie: Yes! That is an intern in a bald cap.
Elliot: I hate ya, Charlie.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Rite of Passage’ Quotes
Quote from Jordan
Jordan: I am your new friend, so suck it!
J.D.: I gotta go talk to my boys.
Carla: And I have to go talk to Elliot.
Turk: Wait, don't leave me!
Jordan: So I hear you and the wife are trying for a boy. Little tip: The night that Perry and I conceived Jack, he was on top, it was about three days before my ovulation... Yeah. Oh, and he was choking me. Oh, it was so good.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Oh, would everyone please watch this? Because nobody, but nobody, cries like Sammy. He leads off with the chin quiver. Then he goes right to the look-away. He tries to hold it back but he just can't because there's too much pain! And then finally, he squeezes out one single tear. [fake cries] Ladies and gentlemen, that is some quality Crack Addict Theater!
Turk: I can't watch this.
Nurse Roberts: Then move your big, bald biscuit head! Some of us don't have cable.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, Turk, I'm gonna go across the street and get some coffee. You want one?
Turk: Get me a small one-pump mocha.
J.D.: [v.o.] The perfect setup to a joke, but no one's around to hear!
[J.D. picks Turk up and carries him down to reception]
Turk: Dude! Oh, God! [screams] No! Dude!
J.D.: So, what did you want me to get you?
Turk: A small one-pump mocha?
J.D.: Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Hello!
Turk: Dude, there's a guy upstairs waiting to have his spleen removed!
J.D.: It was worth it.