J.D. Quote #774
Quote from J.D. in My Female Trouble
J.D.: Neena, it's over.
Neena: No it's not. In fact, I find myself oddly turned on by your timid baby horse standing up for the first time style of lovemaking.
J.D.: First of all, thank you. Secondly, I tried to be reasonable. Now, if you want to see my dark side, you're going to see my dark side. A- tickletickletickletickle A-tickletickletickletickletickle...
Neena: Yet another strong moment for you?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Female Trouble’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
Woman: Hey, excuse me. My son is interested in becoming a doctor, and I thought maybe you could tell him what it's like.
Turk: I'd love to. I would love to. Do you have a dog, Bowl Cut? Well, I want you to find a pile of its best work and roll all around in it. See, that's how it feels to be a doctor. Because here's the dirty little secret. People don't want your help. They want your dignity, they want your pride, but mostly, they want your money. Good luck in med school. Oh! The next time you see a magic show, the bunny was in the hat the whole time. Peace out!
Carla: [to Dr. Cox] You are so dead.
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Mr. Summers, I think we can save your foot.
Elliot: It's his heart.
Janitor: I know that. We're concerned about your ticker. [Elliot hands the Janitor an EKG readout; the Janitor sprays the window clean, wiping it with the printout] Ah, yes. Yes yes. Well, your paper script looks good. But, I'm going to have to listen to that heart of yours. [spits on stethoscope] Well, I'm afraid I was wrong. We're going to have to take that foot.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: Hey, Turk's kind of in a dark place right now, so stay away from him, okay? Nothing personal, you're just an awful human being.
Dr. Cox: Of course. But, uh, we kind of crossed paths already.
[flashback:]
Dr. Cox: Life is pointless, Gandhi, and I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor. I mean, bottom line, you spend eight years and 200Gs trying to get through med school and what do you have to show for it? I'll tell ya. A diploma on your wall, and a bullseye on your back.
[present:]
Carla: And you reminded him that people are basically good?
[flashback:]
Dr. Cox: People suck. They suck. And make no mistake about it, even sweet little old ladies are looking to bend you over a chair in court. Come on.
[present:]
Dr. Cox: We covered people.
Carla: And I know you would never do anything to ruin his innocence.
[flashback:]
Dr. Cox: You see, there's a compartment in the hat. So the stinkin' rabbit is actually in there the whole time. Right?
[present:]
Dr. Cox: People pretty much hear what they want to hear, okay?
Carla: What did you do?