Turk Quote #261
Quote from Turk in My New Game
Turk: I know the Todd's doing her resection, but if you send her down right now, he's a little busy so it'd have to be me.
J.D.: What's the Todd doing?
Turk: Yeah, well, you know the city surveyor is outside taking pictures of the hospital for the zoning commission?
J.D.: Yeah.
Turk: I told him they were shooting a Sacred Heart calendar.
[outside, The Todd is wearing a banana hammock:]
Todd: Gentlemen, say hello to June. How about a sneak-peek of July.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My New Game’ Quotes
Quote from Turk
J.D.: [v.o.] I couldn't help wonder if by taking that patient from Todd and giving her to Turk, I had toyed with fate.
Turk: I know that look. You're wondering if you toyed with fate.
J.D.: How could you know that look? It's a brand new look.
Turk: What do you think Todd would've done that I didn't?
[fantasy:]
Nurse: Doctor, her heart stopped.
Todd: No! [removes own heart] Here! [dying breath] I'm gay!
Nurse: I knew it.
[reality:]
Turk: Oh, my God! That's your "the Todd would've pulled his own heart out" look!
J.D.: Okay, we have been spending way too much time together.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Well, Mrs. Covello, your CAT-scan showed a small rectal tumor, so I want to schedule a low anterior resection. But don't worry, we have an amazing surgical team here, okay?
Mrs. Covello: That means a lot coming from the co-chief resident.
J.D.: [v.o.] How did she hear? She's been in a coma for two weeks. Dammit!
Quote from Dr. Molly Clock
Dr. Molly Clock: See, I think as a psychiatrist that I should be there when Miss Myers' bandages get removed, because her accident was traumatic enough. But with reconstructive facial surgery on top of that? In my professional opinion: Yikes!
Dr. Cox: Honey, if you are coming in, I just might go ahead and phone up my pool-man and my architect so we can populate the room with just as many useless people as possible.
Dr. Molly Clock: Great. My mom's in town, should I call her?