Dr. Cox Quote #439
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Office
J.D.: [v.o.] When Turk told me he pissed Dr. Cox off by stealing his moment, I decided not to share it with Elliot.
Elliot: Dr. Cox, can you come take a look at my patient's rash? It's really weird.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I would love to come take a look at your patient's rash. But, also, if time allows, maybe we could go over some preliminary ideas for your wedding dress.
Elliot: I have sketches in my locker.
Dr. Cox: Pst, Barbie. Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged. Unless someone is dying and puh-lease note, dying, not dead, I'm not interested. And P.S., just a real strong showing for a chief resident candidate. God almighty.
J.D.: Wow. Don't feel bad, you couldn't have seen it coming. Awful, though. Well, I'm off to pilates.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Office’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle.
J.D.: Wait, so, if we're both gonna be chief residents, why didn't you just say that from the beginning?
Dr. Cox: What, and miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life. Walk with me.
Quote from Doug
Carla: So, what are you guys gonna do now that your residencies are over?
Doug: Oh, I'm still a resident. Yeah, Dr. Kelso said I'm the first medical resident to repeat his third year in the entire history of the hospital!
Carla: That's a bad thing, Doug.
Doug: Oh, I'm staying positive.
Quote from Elliot
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: It's 3 o'clock! 3 o'clock's when you announce the new chief resident, so we thought you might want-
Dr. Cox: Barbie, you're chief resident.
J.D.: [high-pitched laugh] Very funny!
Dr. Cox: So not joking.
Elliot: Oh, my God, now I know how Liza Minelli felt! When she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay, pan-faced alien.