Carla Quote #146
Carla: You know, Elliot, I still think you'd make a good chief resident.
Elliot: Carla, for the five billionth time, I'm not interested.
Dr. Molly Clock: I think you would be a great chief resident.
Elliot: You do?
Carla: I just said that.
Turk: I know.
J.D.: Sorry, ladies, job's taken.
Elliot: Dr. Cox is naming ass-face, here, at 3. It's too late.
Carla: Well maybe it's not too late.
Elliot: Yeah it is, Carla.
Dr. Molly Clock: Maybe it's not.
Elliot: You know what, you're right, Molly. Maybe it isn't.
Carla: What the hell?
Turk: They're all against you.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Office’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle.
J.D.: Wait, so, if we're both gonna be chief residents, why didn't you just say that from the beginning?
Dr. Cox: What, and miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life. Walk with me.
Quote from Doug
Carla: So, what are you guys gonna do now that your residencies are over?
Doug: Oh, I'm still a resident. Yeah, Dr. Kelso said I'm the first medical resident to repeat his third year in the entire history of the hospital!
Carla: That's a bad thing, Doug.
Doug: Oh, I'm staying positive.
Quote from Elliot
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: It's 3 o'clock! 3 o'clock's when you announce the new chief resident, so we thought you might want-
Dr. Cox: Barbie, you're chief resident.
J.D.: [high-pitched laugh] Very funny!
Dr. Cox: So not joking.
Elliot: Oh, my God, now I know how Liza Minelli felt! When she won the Oscar, not when she married that gay, pan-faced alien.