J.D. Quote #673
Quote from J.D. in My Best Friend's Wedding
J.D.: So, Sean. You look... woolly.
Sean: Since Elliot left me, my life's fallen apart.
J.D.: It's been four days, Sean. Which, by the way, makes the beard all the more impressive.
Sean: I'm a quarter Hungarian. What do you want, J.D.?
J.D.: I didn't steal Elliot from you, man. She just panicked 'cause you guys were moving in together.
Sean: I don't know, J.D.
J.D.: Sean, if you have any guts at all, you will show up at this wedding, take her into your hairy arms, and tell her you want her back! You should probably shower first.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Best Friend's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Ah, Dr. Turkleton!
Turk: Actually, sir, it's Turk.
Dr. Kelso: That's your first name.
Turk: You think my name is Turk Turkleton?
Dr. Kelso: And Mrs. Turkleton. The Turkletons. [laughs] Can I get a scotch?
Quote from Carla
Carla: Hey, Elliot, how are you doing with this whole J.D. thing?
Elliot: [emotionally] I can't believe that on this day you would actually worry about how I'm doing. Carla, you're such an amazing friend.
Carla: Don't do this, Elliot. I promised myself I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures.
Elliot: I just love you so much.
Carla: I love you too!
Elliot: Even though I ripped off your sister's eyebrow?
Carla: That's okay. You know, this morning she actually said she was gonna look better than me!? Not anymore!
Quote from Turk
Turk: What do you mean, disaster? Honey, this is an amazing wedding. And I know what you're gonna say. We didn't actually get married. But you know what? Tonight, you and I, we're gonna rip it up. And then we're gonna hop on a plane to the Bahamas, where you and I can get married tomorrow amongst the fishes and mermaids and whatnot.
Carla: Turk, for the last time, mermaids aren't real.
Turk: I know what I saw!