J.D. Quote #631

Quote from J.D. in My Choosiest Choice of All

J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, Elliot really hurt me. Still, right now I need to keep a level head. My emotions are all over the place, and it's important that I don't do anything rash.
J.D.: [coughs] Do you have to do that here?
Danni: What? I like smoking after sex.
J.D.: And during. God, you never used to smoke.
Danni: Yeah, but back then I was pretending to be someone I thought you wanted me to be, and that didn't work. So now. I'm gonna let the real me come out. And the real me wants to do it again and she wants to do it rough.
J.D.: Oh, I don't know, Danni. The real me's not really into that.
Danni: [shouts] Give it to me!
J.D.: [slaps Danni] Oh, my God, Danni, I am so sorry. I thought that's what you wanted.
Danni: It was. [twists J.D.'s nipples]
J.D.: [screams]


 ‘My Choosiest Choice of All’ Quotes

Quote from J.D.

J.D.: Hey, you wanna play darts?
Danni: Sure.
J.D.: Great. Have fun, I'll be over here.
Danni: Do you even enjoy spending time with me?
J.D.: "Enjoy" is such a strong word. I- I'm used to it. You know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.

Quote from Carla

Turk: She's already back with Sean.
Carla: How soon after you guys hooked up?
J.D.: About ninety seconds. What should I do?
J.D.: [v.o.] That was a huge mistake. Because the closer Turk and Carla got to their wedding, the more they became one of those annoying couples that thought they knew everything about relationships.
Both: Look, J..D.
Turk: You first, honey.
Carla: J.D., love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.
Turk: Too loose and it flies away. [they kiss]

Quote from Janitor

[As the Janitor uses a step ladder to reconnect the alarm, he is so startled when it blares that he falls off the ladder]
Turk & Carla: Are you all right?
Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told security to look into it? But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward. If I was a security guard around here, things would be different.
Carla: You really want to be a security guard?
Janitor: Who around here commands more respect than the men who wear blue and green?
Turk: The uniforms are black and gray.
Janitor: You got me. I don't see colors well. Happy now?