J.D. Quote #593
Quote from J.D. in My Butterfly
Mr. Strauss: Basically, I've had nausea and stomach pains for a couple of days now.
J.D.: Mr. Strauss, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life, but maybe you should avoid eating sushi from the Gas 'n' Go.
Mr. Strauss: It came free with the fill-up! What am I supposed to do, just throw it away?
Dr. Cox: Yes. Yes, you are. Fortunately, though, your vitals are normal, so we'll check back with you in a little while.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Butterfly’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] Come on you can do this. Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs! Navy scrubs!
J.D.: [whistles] Here's the deal, Eleanor. We're gonna go ahead and get a full work-up on this guy. So, while I drop an NG tube and do a gastric lavage, why don't you go ahead and get an order on EKG with cardio biomarkers. If you need to know where those are, they're on page 37 of the Ann Taylor catalog. Right next to that salmon cable-knit sweater you've wanted for so long but haven't had the courage to order 'cause you're worried the weave's so thin, your nipples might just go ahead and peek their little pink selves through. Isn't that right, Dr. Cox? Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I'm sorry. Here I was in my own little world, talking to myself and dreaming about candy bracelets.
J.D.: I don't like candy bracelets.
J.D.: [v.o.] I love them! Now you gotta grab that elevator. But not without giving him his patented shoulder bump.
J.D.: Good day. [bumps into Dr. Cox, falls over] Ow! How you like me now?
Quote from Turk
Dr. Kelso: Nurse Espinosa, your shift ended nine minutes ago. How is it that your time card isn't punched out?
Carla: Well, sir, I-
Turk: Dr. Kelso, how is it that you had an ambulance take you to your dinner reservation last night just so you wouldn't lose it?
Dr. Kelso: How do you know that?
Turk: Because I'm the "homeboy" you screamed at to get my "ghetto-mobile" off the road.
Dr. Kelso: [sighs, walks away]
Quote from J.D.
Turk: Look, the 'do-rag still has the juice, okay? I mean, can you imagine what could happen without it?
[fantasy: Turk and Dr. Wen are in surgery:]
Turk: I can't find any kind of obstruction.
Dr. Wen: Keep looking. It must be there.
[Randall pops out of the patient's cavity and punches Turk in the nuts]
Turk: I felt it!
[reality:]
J.D.: Powerful, tiny fists.
Turk: Hmph.
J.D.: He's back.