Elliot Quote #238
Quote from Elliot in My Porcelain God
Elliot: [v.o.] So far no epiphanies. Except that outdoor toilet seats are like frickin' icicles! Eh, at least no one saw me go.
E.M.T.: Go! Let's go, let's go!
Elliot: Uh, hi. We don't have a helicopter pad.
E.M.T.: We're out of time! He's losing oxygen, he needs to be intubated now!
Elliot: Okay, just let me get someone.
E.M.T.: Now! You! Let's go! Do it! Come on!
Elliot: I'm in.
Dr. Casey: You see, this is why I wanted you to use the bathroom up here. If there's something you know you can do, whether it's intubating a patient or copping a squat on the roof, and your mind keeps throwing up roadblocks, just know you can drive right through 'em. And if that doesn't help, maybe this will. [kisses Elliot]
[reality: Elliot fell asleep on the roof toilet and had an epiphany]
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