Janitor Quote #137
Quote from Janitor in My Porcelain God
Janitor: Okay, look, attention roof-poopers. Setting aside for a moment the fact that I'm gonna make sure that you all live to regret this day, let's keep the magic rolling let's not tell anyone else that there's a toilet on the roof. [to Todd, who just entered] There is not a toilet on the roof!
Todd: But you just said there was.
Janitor: No. Yes, I did, but I was using a metaphor. Uh, that means "God is watching us." You've heard this, "There's a toilet on the roof." Right? People?
Nurse Roberts: That's right, ain't nothing up there.
Todd: Cool. [does the sign of the cross]
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